There Was a Young Man from Nantucket: 1,001 Lewd Limericks Guaranteed to Amuse and Offend

Here now is a steamy collectionOf limericks rare. Each selectionWill run for five lines,Contain marvelous rhymesDetailing sex acts of subtle complexion.Some readers may think that its crudeTo offer for sale what is lewdBut if youre offendedBy what is appended,Well say what you are; youre a prude!Ronald Stanza has put together a collection of outlandishly funny limericks about some of the most serious, offensive, and even dangerous predicaments. These unique scrubblings are better than any insipid piece of graffiti doodled on a bathroom stall. This book describes just about every awkwardly inappropriate situation that nobody ever thought of writing a poem about, from dabblings in spectrophilia to bestiality, and from illfated selfservicing to the (mis)adventures of very misguided clergymen. If youre a lover of all things raunchy, crass, and base, you will laugh for hours at the likes of impotent Scots, naughty old Sapphos, old women of Ghent, Oscar McDingle OFiggle, lecherous Northumbrian druids, and one old phony named Kinsey. WARNING: Not recommended for reading in churches, libraries, mixed company, or quiet family gatherings. Proceed with caution, weariness, and most of all, a sense of humor!