The Story
Theres only one Essex, England, and due to the phenomenal popularity of the hit realityshow The Only Way is Essex, the county has transformed from somewhere to be scoffed at to somewhere to be celebrated. This hilarious book does just that! Crammed full of bling, banter, Essex birds and blokes, it champions the Essex way of life as shown on screen, seamlessly mixing tongueincheek guides with anecdotes, jokes and quotes about Essex, as well as tricks and tips on how to act 100% Essex. Includes unmissable chapters on: love lifepickup lines, first date etiquette, how to marry well in Essex; looking goodthe art of fake tanning, beauty cheats, topten things you might find in an Essex girls Louis Vuitton; and how to speak in Essex. This is the musthave handbook for all fans of the show and aspiring Essex girls and boys alike.
Description
Theres only one Essex, England, and due to the phenomenal popularity of the hit realityshow The Only Way is Essex, the county has transformed from somewhere to be scoffed at to somewhere to be celebrated. This hilarious book does just that! Crammed full of bling, banter, Essex birds and blokes, it champions the Essex way of life as shown on screen, seamlessly mixing tongueincheek guides with anecdotes, jokes and quotes about Essex, as well as tricks and tips on how to act 100% Essex. Includes unmissable chapters on: love lifepickup lines, first date etiquette, how to marry well in Essex; looking goodthe art of fake tanning, beauty cheats, topten things you might find in an Essex girls Louis Vuitton; and how to speak in Essex. This is the musthave handbook for all fans of the show and aspiring Essex girls and boys alike.
